afk

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

Gives you the potion that turns you into a buge

mole crickets might just be one of the cutest bugs ive ever seen in my fugging life im not even messing around i feel like i wanna kiss them and hug them and pet them like a little puppy doggy

Look at him go!! I expect all of those hairs do a great job of manipulating surface tension to keep him afloat. 💜