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We should change presidents every week

can I be president friday this time please

Yes of course

thanks :)

Yet again people just keep reinventing ancient Greece

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

Fell for the classic Benadryl quiche prank

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

i hate when things happen!

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

me when my favorite russian psyop blog gets deleted

are u from tennessee? yeah? well that’s weird cause ur only like a 4

smh, all you griffin mcelroy fans sure do seem to ignore the fact that he LITERALLY lost a whole ass boy to a clown box of his own creation

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

My lower back is killing me…

I must confess i still believe….