Protection Robot

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and i’m playing ana and there is a wall between us, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing mercy and i just respawned because you didn’t protect me from genji, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing lucio and I have healing amped up, I can’t fucking heal you anymore.

I know this may come as a surprise to you, when I’m playing zenyatta and you’re not in my vision, you’re gonna fucking die because I can’t heal you.

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

LIES

>_>

O sh et

My tolerance for stupidity and my will to live is at the same level.

Hello. Having a pleasant time?

indeed

@protection-robot look I got challenged to a race. by an old friend. only problem is I ain’t got a horse. help me out??

I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.   I am a robot, not a horse, if that is what you are implying.   Also, don’t you think that would be a bit unfair?

Im sure I can get over it. come on Orisa we’ll be amazing. nobody will beat us.

...if you insist...

@protection-robot look I got challenged to a race. by an old friend. only problem is I ain’t got a horse. help me out??

I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.   I am a robot, not a horse, if that is what you are implying.   Also, don’t you think that would be a bit unfair?