Throw Dick, Suck Knives

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.