If at first you don't succeed... just blow it up

If two rats met in a cage would they work together to escape or fight to death

Conclusion They would blow the place up

Bitch I live

TAKES THAT BACK I DONT LIVE -siren noises- -jumps out of the window and flees-

*making a large pot of baked beans* Has anyone seen @beanzoshitmada ???

Not recently, no… why the pot of beans?

I figured Mccree would be happy if someone made some beans so I decided I would

Thats a nice gesture. Did you put brown sugar in it?

Howdy, @theroadiesthog. I’m- uhhh, McCree. Definitely NOT an alternate universe’s McCree. Anyway, can I have those beans?

WHO ARE YOU, SIR YOU ARE NOT MCCREE

THAT’S NOT MY SON

Be nice morcy let the man have his damn beans

I find the fact you’re not cooking me alive disturbing.

No, everyone already roasts on you enough nee-san.

I need to be roasted so much I d i e

Woah that imposter sure was weird. can I have the beans?

I think Mako made enough for everyone.

Yay beans i want some ketchup with mine (who gets the reference?)

//too soon// I dont really care for beans. @theroadiesthog Can you make me something else instead?

I’m not a chef, Jack! You will eat some beans and you will like it!

I don’t like them though.

HE MADE THE DAMN BEANS NOW EAT THEM (also the book came out in 1950)

((its always too soon)) Ill swallow my pride. And eat the beans.

eat the b e a n s

NO

Please just stop being stubborn and the the beans… please

I’ll eat the damn beans.

👀 I heard beans what's this talk bout

@bigmommamorcy Ma chérie, we have a wedding to plan!

Oh yes! What should we plan first, the cake?

Don’t get me started on cake

You’ll get chips,I swear

We went with red velvet.

FUCK YES

I’m not even going to ask

Remember the cake discourse of satya and mako’s wedding? Cuz i do.

We dont talk about that

What the