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im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Not only do I like women I also love them

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

official linguistics post

I do not believe in necessary evils

I think when people say necessary evil they are usually talking about “doing something wrong because it seems easier to try to counter the wrong that way” and I also think all you succeed in doing is. Creating more evil

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

If you can’t think of who is left over after excluding transwomen from feminism, then that’s fucking sad, because it shows that you never cared about or fought for women in the first place.

it’s just “what about men” in lipstick.

i'm having a crying party if anyone wants to come over. it's a potluck, pls bring snacks to share

nevermind i went outside. i'm having a going outside party if anyone wants to come over. still bring snacks tho

we can still cry at the going outside party btw