"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

what are three thousand things you associate with me

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

I love beating a dead horse

#mydeadhorse

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

OP this is EXCELLENT

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me