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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature

And take nudes I will never share

Shake my ass alone on my kitchen as I cook and hear that hoe clap

and guess which one was fictional

No OP is talking about the actual pig fucking not the black mirror episode

I’m so sorry to be the one to tell you this but Cameron put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig

Are there people on this site too young to remember the Cameron pig fucking scandal?

I always assumed that black mirror episode was a dig at cameron by someone in the know

Apparently the person who wrote the black mirror episode, upon finding out about David Cameron’s pig thing, had a reaction along the lines of “you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.”

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They also go by PEARs

Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym

I’m mad that I keep having to learn more stuff to stay away from garbage.

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

I stand by this.

Nbp*

The jobs access program is real.

Trump will never sue these women. It would expose him to discovery. Lawyers would have a field day going into Trump’s predator life.