sweet like cinnamon

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

ask me what my fave patd performance is

what’s your favorite patd performance?

confession sometimes i genuinely get terrified of my own posts

i mean i know why i post shit, but where do you people get off reblogging it thousands of times over? what’s going on with you, are you in crisis?

of course we’re all in crisis. why else would we be here?

This genuinely annoys me because YES. WE ARE IN CRISIS. PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS. WE FOLLOW PPL LIKE YOU BECAUSE WE’RE ALL IN VARYING DEGREES OF CRISIS. I FOR ONE HATE MY LIFE. IT’S INCREDIBLY BORING. THERE’S SO MANY REASONS WHY I HATE MY LIFE BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS FOLLOWING SOMEONE WHO’S REALLY WEIRD LIKE YOU MAKES MY LIFE A LITTLE LESS BORING AND MAYBE WORTH LIVING. YOU ALSO MAKE ME WANT TO GET CREATIVE WITH MY RESPONSES TO YOUR POSTS. IT’S GOOD PRACTICE. WHY AM I STILL YELLING? HOLD ON. Ok. Better.

“we follow people like you because we’re all in varying degree of crisis,” i genuinely am torn between feeling powerful and forlorn 

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

there have to be survivors for someone to record an attack

why is this popping up on my dash after i JUST had a dream last night that they tried to kill me

At what point do you go from “unsinkable” to “ship sinker”. Because I feel like three sinkings is probably enough to cross that line.

Girls can be coders too

Coding is something most people with computers and internet access can learn at home for free. It’s not ridiculous to think any human could be skilled at all of these languages

like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.

Boob is soft and warm. It’s comforting

Dont you love sending cute relatable pics to your girlfriend and being like “us” and she responds “us!” Like thats the best

too bad you’re an asshole who will never be in a fulfilling relationship

This post is literally about my relationship you don’t have to project this hard