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going to an all boys school was surreal like I just remembered one time a bird shitted right next to me on sport day and I said “ew” and some guy was like “ew? wtf? are you gay? like for real?” like lmfao I must have missed the memo where being shitted on by birds is meant to be a delightful experience for men?? also in year 8 a guy called me gay for drawing a squiggly line under a title in my book instead of a straight line like going to an all boys school is an experience and a half and you’re surrounded by idiots the whole day

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

Booty pics would be cool asf .. Or some questions