“we could’ve been us” is such a raw fucking line neil gaiman how dare you put this in my silly little fantasy rom-com

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

Sure, other platforms may call them “followers” too, but only Tumblr can capture the feel of a faceless crowd of huddled masses trailing after you about a city block’s distance away, picking up pages of your diary or scrawlings that you drop on the ground as you walk along. Some of these people have been there for years. Some only joined the crowd last week. Collectively, the crowd is ancient and ageless. Who are they? What do they want from you? Nobody knows. Walk a little faster.

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

Manifesting the Age of Sail in 2021!