CW: opinions, talks about torture, erectile dysfunction mdni
I think Simon Riley has erectile dysfunction, and I don’t think people are ready for this.
You really think that torture, especially in the fiction military, just goes as far as punch and beat someone till they talk? Like what if they don’t talk? Their ribs get flailed, they get hooked, get beaten till they’re broken and bruised everywhere. Not just their back. Not just their arms. Everywhere.
With the background people give him, he’s been through literal hell. Do you really think they didn’t beat him where it hurts most? Giving him practically no chance with leading on his bloodline. Which he’s not too worried about considering his father being a deadbeat.
Which in Price’s eyes makes him perfect for cartel fishing. Going to clubs where he can sit for hours, watching people for suspicious activity, anyone who’d they’d find a lead with. Able to fish out the dancers who know about them with or without a fight.
He hates but loves it. Hates that it makes him practically impossible to sleep with. Some girl from the old bar he used to go to said, “ew what the fuck is wrong with it.” She was a stupid brunette anyways, so when he tried to explain she was instead grossed out and left.
Loves it because then he doesn’t have to worry about him accidentally starting his bloodline with people who’d leave him with the baby, make him pay child support, or make him have worse. A son.
An angel loses its wings whenever it remembers the way his father treated him and Tommy. It was hideous. Something he wishes they took from him instead of this thing that people call him a waste for.
So no, Simon doesn’t care about his battle scars of erectile dysfunction. At least he gets to keep all the hot birds who couldn’t care less about it.










