Local Landfill

today i’m thinking about: this Sudowoodo character in SM that can just randomly speak English in the localized versions of the games, assumedly because nobody in the localization team caught on to the fact that Sudowoodo’s Japanese name is Usokkii, and it was saying “uso” as in Usokkii…not literally saying the Japanese word for “lies”

Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:

when he says he’s just gonna dry hump you and stroke it on your butt cause he didn’t bring rubber but then you feel him shove it in you and he starts thrusting and you cant get him off because you love the feeling of raw dick so you’re like

MARUSSY?!

Add the best part of the thread, cowards

this is making me lose it