nonsense sideblog

I wish everyone a happy pride month except for people who tag narusasu content as sasunaru

yearning for a realistic, mature sasunaru fic in a military setting. same major plot points, and dynamic just without magic jutsu and belittlement of the traumatising events they go through. it would create a whole new perspective for their motivation, goals and decisions they make because why is a show about child soldiers so silly?

I love fics where Naruto can’t differentiate platonic and romantic love BUT my absolute favourites are the one in which he can and I want Sasuke to be a little cruel about it

I hate the omegaverse why would I want extra layers of sexism and patriarchy in my silly lesbian & gay ships

my ideal ending would have been Sasunaru dying together but realistically I wished canon development romance better… both Naruhina and Sasusaku are based on one-sided obsession. Naruto likes Hinata because she likes him, Sasuke was lonely and accepted Sakura for a heir. no one can convince me 700 chapters weren’t enough to draw a few more hints or meaningful interactions

girls don’t want boys girls want yuri in female centred ps2 horror games

I’ve seen a lot Mai hate on TikTok lately and I bet it’s only because they can’t self insert themselves in her because she’s not the typical whimsical pixie dream girl. I get the appeal of Zutara but Mai x Zuko is the emo x emo blueprint

how did narusasu fans decide sasuke is a twink but naruto who’s a lot more flamboyant and developed a jutsu to turn into a hot girl isn’t ? they are also the same height, and have similar body types and skin colour in the manga. don’t get why the fandom randomly started to feminise sasuke he isn’t a fair, blushing maiden 🥲

can someone please spoiler if mai is in the new avatar movie? she’s my absolute favourite and I feel like she isn’t 😐

The most unrealistic part of Naruto is that no one ever teases sasunaru for the academy kiss. As someone who survived middle school I can confidently say that’s bullying material that will last to high school

highkey obsessed with Naruto currently and my heart breaks every time someone calls Sasuke emo/edgy/whiny when he had to witness the genocide of his entire clan and made to relive it thousands of times by his brother ✌🏼🤞🏼

my bff convinced me to watch naruto again and help sasunaru reminds me so much of wrightworth. like the trope of a relatively short but meaningful childhood friendship that leads to a lifelong obsession and chasing? I eat that up every time

someone tweeted about aemonds habsburger chin and this absolutely ruined it for me