Don't Theaten Me With A Good Time.

I didn’t see the broom at first and thought this bitch was ripping ass

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

The Doctor 'no-gun' policy is so funny to me cause it's basically "no one is allowed to use any kind of gun. Except for my wife. She can use any gun she wants" and I think that's very sexy of them

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

I love rediscovering old music that I used to love.

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.