i think you're rad

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

do you ever rip a bit of skin from your lip but it turns out to be a really big bit and you’re like shouldn’t have done that… shouldn’t have done that

one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and my life is still flashing before my eyes

Damn you fine as fuck lemme follow you & never speak to you

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble