hi

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you