* When students graduate from the academy, they get a dragon egg. The egg chooses you by glowing when you’re next to it.
* Dragons talk through minds. Owners can talk and hear they’re dragon all the time but they can talk to other people personally.
* When a dragon dies, it’s the painful experience. It’s like a part of your soul is ripped out of you.
* There’s a special wing in the hospital for people who have lost their dragon.
* Sakura has the runt but ends up breaking the record for biggest dragon in Shippuden. It lives in one of the training grounds cause it’s so big.
* Sakura’s dragon is male and white with one red eye and one green eye.
* Sasuke gets the biggest but it grew like a foot and that’s it. It’s the smallest out of everyone’s in Shippuden.
* Naruto has a hydra but it’s like 1/6 the size of Sakura’s dragon in Shippuden.
* Naruto’s dragon grew the fastest.
* Kiba’s dragon is small enough to let Akamaru ride it.
* Sai’s dragon is thin and black like ink and disguises itself as a tattoo.
* In the winter, Sai wears his dragon as a scarf.
* Ino’s is a male dragon. She was first disappointed but he grows on her.
* Ino’s dragon is the same height as her when standing.
* He would wear her clothes without permission until finally she would start buying two everything.
* If a date isn’t going well, they’ll switch.
* Kakashi inherits his father’s dragon. It’s a wise old dragon.
* “Stop reading porn in front of children.” “Shut up they don’t know what I’m reading.”
* Jiraya’s dragon is a female dragon that “helps” him with ladies but fails since she’s just as pervy.
* She writes a dragon version of Icha Icha in dragon runes.
* Ino’s dragon reads the dragon Icha Icha.
* Shikamaru’s dragon is the opposite of him. It wants to do everything.
* Gaara owns the sweetest small fluffy dragon that lives in his freezer. Because of this his gourd is instead a portable freezer. It steals all the popsicles and hisses at you when you try to take one.
* Neji’s dragon is a male dragon who is in love with Sakura’s dragon. He makes Neji meet her all the time. His dragon is also super pervy,
* Neji’s dragon is a Chinese dragon. All Hyuga’s have Chinese dragons.
* “Please stop making me visit Sakura” “GOD DAMN IT NOW I’M IN LOVE WITH SAKURA”
* Shino’s dragon is very fairy like. It’s the second prettiest dragon ever. It’s also male.
* Shino’s dragon helped catch bugs with Shino but it got big and started squishing the bugs.
* It sobs whenever it squishes bugs cause it did a bad but Shino tries to tell him it’s alright.
* “No no it’s fine please don’t cry you’re fine” *dragon sobs ten times harder*
* It learns to be nimble and careful with everything.
* Itachi had to kill his dragon and he thought he did but it actually survived and hides itself in the leaf village (FUCK YOU ALICE FOR MAKING ANGST).
* Itachi finds an egg in the wild and, thinking his own is dead, takes it even though it didn’t glow. It ends up being an albino dragon so it hides in his cloak.
* Sakura finds Itachi’s original dragon though and takes care of it secretly.
* He later reunites with his original dragon and it’s so fucking emotional everybody is crying even the enemies.
* When the founders were still around, Izuna’s dragon was killed by Tobirama and Izuna went into a mindless rage and that’s how Tobirama was able to kill him.
* Tsunade keeps Dan’s dragon along with hers. They mourn together over Dan’s death.
* Kakashi also keeps Obito’s and Rin’s dragons but Obito’s “disappears” making him think he failed yet again.
* Obito’s dragon knew her was alive tho.
* Kakashi now has three (two after Obito’s left) and eight dogs.
* Madara’s dragon is pure black and spits ameratsu.
* When Madara comes back from the dead, he fucking yells and fights Sakura cause Sakura’s dragon beat his dragon’s height by a few centimeters and he wasn’t having this shit.
* Sasori’s dragon is super poisonous to the touch.
* After the fight with Sakura, it follows Sakura everywhere.
* Now Sakura has two dragons.
* But now Sakura got tricked into resurrecting Sasori and now both Sasori and the dragon follow her everywhere.
* Peins dragon is made of metal. Pein’s piercings come from the dragon itself.
* Konan’s dragon is the prettiest of them all.
* Hidan’s dragon is super chill and when Hidan stabs himself it starts to freak out and cry even though he’s been doing this for so long so Hidan has to stop for a moment to cuddle his dragon to make it stop crying.
* Kakuzu’s dragon shares a hoard with Kakuzu and it will steal money from everyone.
* Kushina’s dragon is the loudest.
* Choji’s dragon eats Choji’s food without him knowing so when Choji goes back to his food he wonders where it all went but everyone except Choji knows his own dragon eats his food and they just stand there and laugh as they watch it happen.
* “WHERE DID ALL MY FOOD GO?!?!” *Held back laughter in the background*
* Hinata’s dragon is a huge dick. He’s her opposite.
* Tenten’s dragon is made of metal with a lot of spikes. It’s thin and long. It will fling itself at the enemy. When it does that it’s flailing around like a fucking noodle and then lodges its spikes into you while you’re laughing at its noodle-likeness.
* Tenten uses her dragon’s scales to make her weapons.
* Gai’s dragon is 1000000% done with Gai’s shit. It likes Kakashi more. It’s super lazy.
* Hashirama sees Sakura’s dragon in the fourth war and questions if Tsunade had a secret child or something because H O L Y F U C K!
* Genma’s dragon is a porcupine-like dragon. When it gets scared it shoots out spikes everywhere. It also smacks him whenever he makes a shitty pickup line.
* Sakura’s dragon will randomly screech sometimes and everyone in the village will stop everything and think about what they just did and how badly did they fuck up.
* “Oh god did I do something wrong what did I do just now AM I GOING TO DIE?????”
* Haku’s dragon breathes ice.
* Deidara’s dragon spits fireworks.
* The seven swordsmen get chosen by dragons and those dragons deem them worthy of making a sword out of its teeth.
* Temari’s dragon has huge ass wings to help with wind for her fan.
* Kankuro’s dragon is snarky and yet very flirtatious. It flirts with Sakura. No not her dragon like actually Sakura.
* Neji is pissy about this fucking dragon flirting with the girl he likes.
* Lee’s dragon hates Sakura which makes him upset.
* “PINK AND GREEN ARE OPPOSTIE COLORS I H A T E”
* Sakura’s dragon jokingly flirts with Kakashi’s wise old dragon but the wise old dragon takes it as a fucking challenge and tries to flirt back with him better. There’s no real romance.
* Neji’s dragon sees this and just sobs forever. Neji has to ask Sakura to come over and talk to him about it.
* “I WANTED HIM TO BONE ME BUT HE WANTS TO BONE AN OLD MAN INSTEAD!!!!!”
* Sakura tries her best to hold back laughter and just cries.
* “It’s okay it’s not real flirting. The old man’s dick is probably small too.”
* A week later Kakashi’s dragon is like “I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT”
* “LISTEN I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING! HE WAS SOBBING OKAY!”
* Anko’s dragon hangs out on her boobs. Covers it up mostly. But Anko will try to push it off but it climbs back on.
* When she has a guy flirting with her she will seductively unzip he jacket and then it just breathes fire on the guy.
* Iruka’s dragon protects the academy. It protects Iruka more tho.
* “These are my children but this is my permanent child.”
* It also takes care of the eggs before graduation and is very proud of all of their choices in owners.
* It however hates Kakashi. When Kakashi passes the academy it always flips him off.
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