The Stray Of Ul’dah

no, i'm Rwei Zhunen.

before pun

after pun

what do u mean i can't be in it

-intently watching as @lord-kefka-palazzo 's last, remaining Good brain-cell frantically runs in circles, with the 99 remaining murderous brain-cells chasing after it within that clown-noggin of his -

run, buddy, run!

Deez rocks, they jingle and jangle

You know hansel and gretel and the breadcrumbs?

I like to imagine her pockets are overflowing with lumps and there's material scattered here and there, left behind in her wake

A purple materia stuck in the bushes here, a grade 8 repair rock laying the side of the road there. That Amaljaa further down the plateau is wearing a shiny new crafter's command V around his neck...

Here's a small pile of repair materia when she was jumping around in circles waiting for the next FATE to pop lmao

Everytime she sprints or jumps excessively, you can see all the stuff in her pockets momentarily peek out as they bounce up and back down in again LMAO

*boing boing boing* *her 10,000 rock collection playing peek-a-boo from their cargo pants' pocket homes like miniature volcanic eruptions*

With enough investigative prowess you could probably track her down in no time.

"How did you find me all the way out here?!"

*points to a rainbow trail of assorted materia sparkling in the sunshine behind them*

"That."

.....

"...we are eternally grateful for her aid, as we could not have won our freedom back without her. The WoL really left her mark in our humble province..."

*there is rainbow materia scattered everywhere within the Doman Enclave*