zuton23

That’s Michael as we know him!

Hi, how is everyone? I’m posting this because I just went through a very messy breakup last evening and I have something to say. I hate real life relationships. So I have decided my next relationship will not be in real life, but instead on Tumblr.

I’m a blonde (that’s me in the pic above, dressed in steampunk garb), I’m single, I’m seventeen, and I want a Tumblr relationship. I need a guy who is sweet, sensitive, caring, and preferably nerdy. Someone who I can have an intelligent discussion with. Someone who will message my ask box to make sure I’m okay if I don’t get on Tumblr for a few weeks. Someone who can not only stand but also appreciate my endless R.E.M. banter. Someone who will read my writing and give me feedback. Someone who won’t desert me. Someone who won’t let me die feeling alone and unloved.

My likes: R.E.M., Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, writing, books, and coffee.

Please, if you’re a guy who’s around my age, open to a Tumblr relationship, and you think you fit the bill, then hit my ask.