Zukakano

reblog if you dont have a bra on

I’m male. bahahaha

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

If you taught a parrot to only say the word “parrot” then it would be like owning a Pokémon.

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oftaggrivated

That’s clever

This is the best gif set on this website

It’s a metaphor you see; 

that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon

Baby Smaug

That’s the cutest thing I ever did see

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

whooh, guess where my name comes from :D

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