nothing.

yoof ( yikes + oof )

My last two brain cells.

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

Families in movies will have HUGE breakfasts with stacks of pancakes, eggs, bacon, fruit salads, french toast etc. And then the main character will take a glass of OJ and say “Gotta leave, sorry”

How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

how do you listen to despacito and don’t speak Spanish

i have listened to american music my entire life even though im not from an english speaking country. Why are native english speakers acting like it‘s a new concept to listen to music in a foreign language

how you you listen to classical music if you don’t speak piano