Zorpadorp

Ghouls upon ye, wenches. May your timbers shiver

Bring back rabies pride

Busted in her nostril, calling it a nose job

Call it a lobotomy, the way I be scrambling her brain with my pole 🥴

Following my enemies on instagram so I can stalk their account, accidentally like a photo from 2012, and immediately self immolate

There are two wolves inside of me, and we all saw you from across the bar and figured we’d say hi 😘

Going on internet deep dives is all fun and games, until you’ve spent 4 hours looking into “SteezNuts”, a self-proclaimed dickmaxxing iron-crotch master who TOTALLY isn’t into it as a fetish

Do 'yall remember those Bumble dating ads that were like, dead silent? Like, I'm over here watching internet deepdives, and a friendly looking interracial couple against a bright yellow background flash themselves onto my screen, music free, and ask me if I'm lonely for an unskippable 30 seconds

Am I dangerously manic, full of adderall, and driving with one hand to look like I'm cool and my dick is big,,....or....uh,,...um...or am....

Foaming at the mouth, listening to Nickelback on ketamine. You may not like it, but this is what true patriotism looks like.

'Yall ever have the urge to start mewing? Just to feel something??