Woomy From Splatoony

most things are not as important as garlic bread

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real