With love to Astarion.

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Also, Someone is very obsessed with me and hates Ascended Astarion that much... They argue with my every post, while they blocked me 😂

It's genuinely fascinating when someone blocks me... and then apparently keeps tabs on every post I make 😂 I have fans who go into the Astarion tag hoping to see something positive about their favorite character, and instead they find your meltdowns over my posts, so I am aware of you, dear.

Imagine hating Ascended Astarion so much that he becomes a full-time unpaid job. Imagine blocking someone because you supposedly can't stand their content… …and then spending your time screenshotting their posts just so you can complain about them. 😂

The post mentions haters who fly into a rage over positive content about AA -> the haters start flying into a rage

Their rage is so intense that instead of their vision, they must be seeing nothing but a solid red screen… Because that face is literally Spawn's face in Final. That's the whole point of anti-aa-analysis. Whether it's a weak "analysis" like the one about faces or a more detailed post - the point is the same. To concoct a fake to fit their hatred of AA and a twisted perception, rather than love the character.

Classic since 2023

BULLSHIT

Anti-fans of AA fans. They're trying🥀

These false posts about his face and the look in his eyes. Astarion, honest reaction:

We’re the only ones who matter, the only ones in this world. And everything they’ve taken from us, we’re going to take back and more.

Strahd & Astarion, reimagined as a classic fantasy poster ✍️ Experimenting with old-school fantasy poster styles ☺️

Which crossover would you like to see next? ✨

Darling, I had forgotten what it feels like to be drunk.❤️🦇❤️

Will we mean the eternal lovers?

Eternal life and love are abstract ideas, but in my Baldur's Gate 3 headcanon, they are absolutely real for Vampire Lord Astarion and my Oryginal Character🎀

Render made by wonderfull @kindheartgale, master of render in Blender💜

Buying the Astarion figure marks my first experience with the Japanese brand Nendoroid. After unpacking the protected components from the box, I proceeded to assemble Astarion in various poses. Three distinct anime-style facial expressions. The art style here is subtle and seeks to delicately capture Astarion’s feistiness in every variation. In addition, the figure includes interchangeable arm and hand parts that allow Astarion to be displayed in various poses. From relaxed with a glass of wine to a killer with Raphsody’s dagger and a blood-stained face. The fun here mainly involves taking apart and reassembling the head, torso, arms, and hands however you like. It is also possible to rotate the head and legs, offering even greater freedom to set the pose I like. Although, this model could have also included more left hands, since we currently have four right hands compared to just one left. On top of that, I’d like articulation at the knees—though that might be a challenge for a Chibi-style figure standing only about 10 cm tall.

All plastic components are of good quality, though they should be handled with care as they are prone to scratching. The company takes its product seriously and does not leave us without a paper manual on how to handle this specific product. I appreciate that the packaging of this type of toy—full of small parts that could easily be swallowed—states that it is a collectible figure for ages fifteen and up.

The set also includes a board resembling the arena floor in the Cazadora Dungeons beneath the Crimson Palace. This location in Baldur’s Gate 3 is known as the site of the final confrontation with Cazador and the decision that determines Astarion’s future. I’m a little disappointed that Nendoroid didn’t include interchangeable parts featuring the Vampire Ascendant doublet from the Baldur’s Gate 3 epilogue. Even so, I like the way the product is made. I’ll display the Astarion Nendoroid on my shelf alongside the other figures, complete with the themed backdrop and the “Astarion approves” plate. This version of the vampire rogue definitely catches the eye with its rather unique design and the ability to change poses thanks to interchangeable parts, which I’ll store separately. Who knows if other companions won't get their own Nendoroid models after Astarion?

Lord Astarion went through all nine circles of hell to get to me, and now he's finally reunited with his dark consort after a long separation.

I admit that I'm skeptical about official merchandise because I've had too many disappointments where something wasn't released or was released in a form that was awkward to display outside of a dark, secluded room. If you've played bg3 for a while, you probably know what I'm talking about.