Tord's Fictionkin Blog!!!

if you reblog my posts that automatically means you want me. you want me so bad it keeps you up at night

Lettuce on my burger bc I’m a thinspo king

Porky, hog, fatass, double-wide, butterball, do you want me to continue?

Kys

heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

Aggressively reblogs.

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

@funnier-with-narcpd

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

@funnier-with-narcpd

edd and tord will be having earth shattering levels of melodrama in their future, while matt and tom will be making fun of them, statler and waldorf style

as a fictionkin im a big fan of the "people see you as your pfp" phenomenon

damn y'all actually like me ???

Yesss you r a cool new character 😍

i appreciate it <333

Idc if everyone else at the function is getting serious flavors like earl grey and lavender I will be purchasing my triple birthday blast bonanza with extra nerds, cookie dough and sprinkles

based

this feels like when an obviously gay person comes out of the closet but you have to act normal about it an accept them as if it wasn’t strikingly apparent to you and everyone around.

fuck is this supposed to mean

guys so we’re basically not going to let him in on the joke but don’t tell him, alright? alright.

LOL yeah, also how do u know me im scared… how do you know im tord… where do i know you from i dont remember….. 👀👀

u keep popping up in my feed </3 i'd like to talk more but im scared of ppl lol

no same bro you’re always popping up, *I* was scared to talk to you 🥹 it’s fine tho I’m super cool trust me heh… send me a message anytime bro..

HEY THANKS !!!! second person who said i seemed cool but they were scared to talk to...