That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

mood

RIP BIDOOF

i believe in bidoof

I don’t, and I’m glad it’s gone

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

I cant relate to anything more at this moment

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