zombies will rule the world

this was captioned as zombie car on pinterest. I wouldn't mind owning a mini dead reckoning myself.

I now suspect google is dabbling in the virus game. perhaps taking their war with apple a little too far. 

When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, you'll thank me. (via Nathan Fillion's photo)

I should hope not. the z-day is a serious matter people. just look at all these t-shirts in circulation. 

a good tip indeed. 

is my hero. 

you can't kill what you don't understand. how did it all begin? where is it heading? from hypnotised slaves to brainnnns seeking ghouls to the  flesh eating monsters of your waking dreams. this is an all-in-one guide to zombism. 

note : I am slightly concern about this depiction of chaser zombies vs stumbler zombies on the race website though. these chaser zombies are more regularly appearing in various pop culture references nowadays and frankly its throwing my whole zombie apocalypse survival plan out of whack!

Daryl, The Walking Dead

you can get these awesome duvet covers on etsy. 

so more and more zombie related literature is coming out of Malaysia nowadays, which bodes well for the country's overall preparedness for the coming apocalyspe. If you watch outbreak movies as much as I do, you would already realise that Malaysia is always one of the first country's to be red marked on the outbreak map, indicating that the chances of it being fully infected within the first 72 hours of global outbreak is extremely high. therefore, to know that there are those working to ensure that the citizens are at least aware (and hopefully can be slightly prepared) for the coming apocalypse is reassuring.  

If you had to have ONE gun for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, this very well could be it. 

Zombie Workout: Get Fit Enough to Fight the Undead via wired.com Are you truly prepared to survive a rampage of the undead? Because it’s not just a matter of stockpiling MREs and shotgun ammo; you need to train for some serious fight-and-flight situations. That’s the idea behind ZombieFit, an exercise class in St. Charles, Illinois. To prepare for Z-Day, students do cardio, lift weights, and practice parkour maneuvers in a foam rubber mock-up of an urban environment. “It’s about being quick and efficient with your movements,” explains instructor Jesse Randall. “If the zombies come, you’re going to need to conserve your energy.” If? I think he means when. Survival Workout 1. Climb Zombies aren’t very spry, so climbing over barriers is a key evasive maneuver. Practice on a wall that’s a little taller than you. Extra training: Pull-ups, bench dips Muscles worked: Core, triceps, deltoids 2. Free Fall Jumping off a roof may provide temporary respite, but break a leg on landing and you’re dinner. Cushion the impact by extending your legs and touching down on the balls of your feet. Then get up and make tracks. Extra training: Toe raises Muscles worked: Calves, hamstrings 3. Hurdle Run at a sturdy obstacle—park bench, subway turnstile, picnic table. Dive forward, placing both hands on the object, and swing your legs up to your chest. The momentum will propel you over. Extra training: Air squats, push-ups, sit-ups Muscles worked: Pecs, delts, quads 4. Breakaway “Extricating yourself from a zombie’s grasp uses every muscle in your body,” says Rich Gatz of ZombieFit. Practice by lifting and tossing a big object like a tractor tire. Extra training: Resistance running, weighted pull-ups and push-ups Muscles worked: Lats, core, hamstrings

disclaimer : we can never be certain if zombies will ever have preference, therefore, zombiefication strongly promotes that all persons, regardless of race or religion, strongly practice zombie defence techniques while reading this blog, strongly, if possible.