zombiecupcakes182

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.