zodelicious

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

He touched the bar with his bar

Pffft

Imagine losing because of your dick.

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

Tbh

Omfg

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

I have had this scheduled since december

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….

Are there any links to this like ????

It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger

i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context