jamie sanders

Karen Gillian was in  Guardians Of The Galaxy?! What the fuck, as who? I don’t remember her on it…

She was Nebula, Gamora’s evil blue sister.

N– No, I never have. Is it g– good?

I mean, it’s no Footloose, but it’s definitely brilliant.

I am like 80% sure I’m wrong but wasn’t Baby a blonde?

Probably. But Karen Gillan chaved her head so she could be in Guardians Of The Galaxy, so I think I can commit to going blond.

Mhm, could I be your Johnny Castle, Baby? I promise we’ll have the time of our lives.

I want to say no, but that was so incredibly smooth that I can’t.

Okay, yeah, that’s true, sorry for almost crushing your dreams, mate. And I sure hope you will get the role, although you might need to dye your hair.

I’d do anything to have a part in that movie. Even if they cast Betty White as Johnny.

I would say I’d be your Johnny but I’m not the strongest so I’d, embarrassingly, not be able to the lift.

I’ll be Johnny and you can be Baby, then. Sound like a good deal?

Wh– what Dirty Dancing?

The movie.. Have you never seen Dirty Dancing?

Yeah, except that even though Hollywood likes to act like they are modern and accept everyone as they are, they aren’t and they don’t and Baby was still a girl so I don’t know if it’s her you are going to play.

A guy can dream, can’t he? Plus, you never know, someday there might be a gender-bent version of it.

“I think you need to work on your dancing a bit more for that, you could always play the male lead on a gay cast of Flashdance”

“Flashdance? Never heard of it, but I’m definitely game.”