What would the hypothetical drinking age be in neopia? Would it vary depending on the land? Is there even alcohol in neopia? Of course on the site there isn’t any since it’s marketed for kids etc etc but yknow if there WAS booze…. what do y’all think
Shit we out there just makin up our own booze. Fermented Borovan that’s kinda like kombucha but nasty is a great way to just get a little tipsy. But like go to the potato counting guy and just kinda stare at him for a moment. As him really hard where he keeps the GOOD potatoes. He’ll pull out a small hip flask and tell you it’s the only way he deals with the endless stream of dumbasses who come and guess 2 potatoes and then get mad when they’re wrong. Each specific kingdome/location has their own specialty. Krawk island has grog that will put wind in your sails, Meridell and Brightvale have fine mead but each one of them INSISTS that their mead is better than the other kingdoms. Eventually they have a mead off and everybody gets too drunk to give a shit. Faerie land has a very sweet type of cider. It’s bubbly and gets you drunk fast but they never call it that. They call it something stupid like sugared faerie bubble brew, it’s bright pink and nobody knows how the fuck it gets its colour. The haunted woods and neovia make a spiced ale from apples and pumpkins and it’s really more of a non-alcoholic cider but it’s damn good with a spooky donut and can be served hot or cold. Central has an underground craft brew scene and they come up with wild flavors and compete for which brewery is the best. They’ve been rousted more than once by the security chia who blows his whistle and tells them to stop what they’re doing but they always manage to come back and find a new way of peddling their wares again. You can’t ban good beer, it’s just impossible.
Kiko lake jaeger
