Critical Role Rewatch, Episode 26!
Bless Critical Role, honestly, for coming up with such a fucking awesome episode when they can’t continue the main storyline because Taliesin couldn’t make it? And for respecting the storyline enough in the first place to want to wait.
Fucking Liam O’Brien, one episode post-vampire-bite, wearing a shirt that says, “Keep Calm and Bite Me”.
First sticker on the bottom of Sam’s stein!
Those moments when the cast fall into a random accent while they’re trying to find something in their notes or character info, and Matt matches the accent while he looks as well? <3 <3
The real questions: did Percy and Lilith bang, or did they not??
“If there’s a sock - or a gun - on the doorknob, don’t go in!”
Grog, instead of saying “bow chicka wow wow”, says “brown chicken brown cow” LOL
Matt again keeping the world realistic, providing actual consequences for you know, looking like they’d straight up attacked two guests of the crown, politically important to boot!
And I guess a little bit of an alignment check as well? I love a world with actual consequences for actions haha.
Scanlan: Oh, I’ll keep shitting on things, just not people.”
Vax looking for Simon the Snake Belt <3
When Allura speaks with Vox Machina, lost and confused and unable to understand their actions from the night before, fuck all I want to do is give her the biggest hug <3
“Who are these fucks in front of the keep?!?” Grog shouts at the lovely older farming couple.
Old people moment #2 - favoured enemy now?
“We are friends of the elderly - obviously -”
To Desmond: “You also caught us on a day we’re trying to be nicer to people.” “Just be glad you’re not an old woman.”
Everyone wants to get with Jarett, everyone.
“One of the people who might try to kill hiiiimmmmmm [Desmond], would be….Perrrcccyyyyy???”
“You think you can take Percy?!?” “Let’s say I think I can at least talk some sense into him.”
“This would be well within my own skill set, yes.”
Jarett and Kash are the Hot Girls ™ of Critical Role lmao
Tiberius gets smashed: “Princess Pretty Face!”
“I have an itch…for a cowbell.”
“You mean you need…more cowbell?”
“Here’s my plan - we’re all cows.”
“So Keyleth is obviously a cow - I mean, I don’t, I - I!”
“Oh it’s ok, what Vax said [reference to Kiki killing a kid] was way worse!”
This whole fucking episode, tears of laughter, just constant what-the-fuckery!
“It’s cowmaflage!” “I…have to give you experience for that.”
Also, if you look closely - I think Matt actually gave Scanlan experience for the cow pun? BLESS
“Boy, if Uriel could see us now!”
“Where?” *Cow looks up at the sky*
“Can you tell me what it looks like?” “It’s big and it has wings.”
“Does it come at a certain time of night?” “The dark time.”
“I for once - and it’s not weird! - shit on the floor!”
“My cow is going stealth.” “Ok, roll for cow stealth.”
“I make myself look…available?”
“I go into a cow rage and start chewing faster.”
“Please imagine: Vex-as-a-cow, shotting an arrow at a giant bird.
A tiny cow dimension-doors on top of said bird.
“Scanlan? What the shit?”
“A squadron of weirdly shaped flying cows, lit by the moon, chasing after a giant bird - I love Dungeons and Dragons!”
“Out of thematic reasons I also turn him into a cow.”
“This is udder-ly ridiculous!”
“I bow deeply - and the cow bell around my neck rings.”
AKA, the episode where most of Vox Machina realise they should pretty much always let Scanlan lead in situations requiring persuasion and deception lol!
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