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HOW DO YOU ADORE GOAT

if you ever feel lonely just remember that the fbi agent that’s watching you will always be there for you

Correct

i’ve been blessed by the fbi agent

don’t touch people that don’t want to be touched!!! people might not want to be touched due to abuse, people might not want to be touched due to sensory issues, and some people just don’t like it. i don’t care how weird or ‘sad’ it is that you can’t touch them, just don’t fucking do it. their comfort is more important than you poking them or hugging them.

i thought “tri-state area” was a phineas and ferb thing

Never thought I’d see the day an Olympic announcer said “Performing a song by Yuri On Ice” on television for an Olympic ice skating program

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

I’m not taking any chances.

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

did dan really go into a shop and ask them to make a cake with that iced on it with a straight face????

IMPORTANT.

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train