shouldn't our deaths be more than cheap entertainment?

🖋️ narratorconfessions follow

hey guys i've been feeling pretty bored with the way this narrative has been unfolding tbh... what situation should i put my friends into next? haha

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🪓 dancinginthedark-mp3 follow

Does anybody else feel the Darkness encroaching?

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You guys seem to think I am joking. This is not a joke. It is in the room with me.

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Honestly it is off-putting in a fashionable way. What do you guys think?

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💋 livinghauntedhouse follow

haters will say my delusions are negatively impacting my life but all this lesbian sex i'm having suggests otherwise. it's all about the Gothic Femme mindset, you lumpen ne'er-do-wells.

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🎵 notsoallamerican follow

I really admire their friendship! Wish my guy friends wanted this same type of bond

🎭 offbroadwaybound follow

they were both bisexual and without a doubt fucking

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What's bisexual???

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💎 designerbeauty follow

I'm just a classy woman looking for the Eduardo to my Mark. Literally WHAT is so unreasonable about this...

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💻 jugheadofficial follow

It's really hard being a sensitive straight guy. I love my friends, but they just can't understand what my life is like. New novel idea maybe? :/

🎵 notsoallamerican follow

Jughead :(

💋 livinghauntedhouse follow

can you invent a real problem you ghoulish closet case? some of us were sent to conversion therapy

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How did you do this to my post?

hello! while riverdale has problems, i just genuinely enjoy watching it and think it's a lot smarter than people give it credit for. i fully believe that the entire thing is a satire and there's extensive schemes in the works (the jarchie longcon, the genre theory, the general nihilistic endgame we're ramping up to in comparison to other teen dramas, etc) and whenever people say "do the writers and actors know what they're doing" it's like. yes. it's MEANT to be ridiculous and over the top and campy and anyone who takes it super seriously and hates it because of that misses the point. you can't take random #cringe moments out of context to laugh at them when the characters are deliberately written to be exaggerations and needlessly dramatic. it's a lot like the homer's enemy episode of the simpsons - you can't put a real person in this world and expect them to adjust, because the universe plays by different rules. which they address, within the show, several times. riverdale is the best satire of our time because even with all the obvious signs, people don't realise it's a satire. they can only show so much, and if people choose not to listen, that's their loss.

and ultimately. even if i'm wrong about all of this, even if none of my theories pan out, even if the show isn’t just incredibly well done camp satire that the writers/actors are in on, i'm still having fun watching it. it's free entertainment week after week and i genuinely like a lot of the characters and it's nice to both turn off my mind and also consume more information in 45 minutes than i ever have before every week. riverdale is fun to experience and after so many years of doom and gloom tv shows dominating the screens and everything being predictable and formulaic, i welcome a show that does the unexpected and keeps you on your toes without making you miserable or exhausted.