megumi's mascara

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

happy early birthday to op's dead sponsored weed mom who is finally blazing one more time

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]

[ID: tweet by T-Pain @TPAIN reading, “Why is Steven Universe making me cry right now?!”]

tumblr is the best social media site because if you put he/they in your twitter bio every day until the end of time someone will respond to your tweets with "ummmm pronouns in bio, opinion invalid 🧐" and think they're sooo cool for it but on tumblr you could post something like "I'm a girl like if a woman was a boy. anyways. laser beams you" and it would get. 5 billion note

I think we should say no to hyper self analysis more often and just be

I’m actually losing it over this, this is gorgeous. I have been staring at this for ages marvelling at the inclusion of pretty accurate sutures. It’s a SKULL in a SHELL, I’m obsessed 10/10

life is for taking therapeutic walks and being in your own bubble and reading books in bed and drinking iced beverages and eating fruit and gaining new experiences and dozing in sunlight and finding love in everything and not letting guilt consume your life actually

The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

adhd is going at Formula 1 speeds with every task and the second you hit the tiniest pebble on the road you’re flying off in the air like a Bethesda horse carriage and you’re also on fire