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Nothing's a better ear cleaner than the 2018 Harry Potter Nimbus-200 letter opener

#Fuck JK rowling #but she does make a good ear cleaner

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Can I get one of those airpoart golfcarts but only for me and it takes me around college so i odnt have to walk thankssss

I think im getting sick :( sniffle

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I hate ecxema, I love making soup

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To add to that, I love cinnamon raisin toast, I hate electric stoves

I just remembered im allowed to buy squash

#soup time #soupy post #soupygoodness #acorn squash

I hate ecxema, I love making soup

#how the fuck do you spell ecxema

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If you smell pesto coming from the kitchen at 1am in the morning, no you didnt.

"Hypothetically... if I had cold snails in my pocket-"

If I lost an eye, I'd change all my emoticons to look like .D ,) >.(

I’m the gayest I’m the gayest!

I’m the gayest

I’m the gayest I’m the gayest

I’m the gayest

I’m the gayest I’m the gayest

Oh oh oh, I’m the gayest

#I'm the gayest I'm the gayest #I'm the gayest #Youtube

Quotes from my unhinged coms teacher

These were all said within not even an hour and a half with zero to minimal context

"Clearly I have daddy issues-"

"Eeeh!~" (Stretching and pointing at something on the slideshow)

"We is greedy we need more money" (Netflix was raising prices)

"How dare you I hate my dad!" (Impersonating a student, I think?)

*High-pitched screeching*

"We all have them- just kidding-" (Talking about sex toys)

"And people who have a line through [their name on the attendance sheet], they’re dead. They're dead to me."

"*Gasp!* Oh my godd nobody's ever asked me that beforee 🥰" (@hazelbasilbug asked him if bullet point sentences need periods)

"Wrap [the assignment] up, break this person's heart, give 'em a free sundae, send them on their way."

"Mr [Teacher's name] were sorry we couldn't wash your dog on time" (I dont even have the context for this one)

"I havent read this email, uh hopefully there's no swearing in it"

Honourable mention of last week:

"Wow Rory you have fantastic smelling armpits!"

(His kid’s name is Rory, and he bought him new deodorant) (note that there is a student in class also named Rory) (Rory dropped out before the next class) (Unrelated? No idea)

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If someone tells me "Working hard or hardlu working am i right? eh heh heh", i will guilt-trip them so hard that they apologize, because the fuvk you means I'm not working of course i am im on that mindset grindset 24/7-366 and you've obviously rolled a zero on your perception check

#Hardly working my ass #get outta here #I hate you pt 2

If you pee on the seat and dont clean up after yourself, I dont care who you are, you should actually kill yourself. fuckn little piss baby. I bet you dont even wash your hands either. dont make me clean your piss off the seat. how about die

#EW #you know who you are #cancelled #this sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious #die #BE BETTER.#I hate you

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two words

clown larvae

discuss.

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“Aren’t you worried that your favorite celebrity is on the Epstine list?”

Don’t worry, I HIGHLY doubt “Hi, I’m Ron” is on there so I think I’m good.

Alexa, play the Inspector Gadget theme song

#i slept till 1:30pm #locked in

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I got jumped by a worm today... 😞

😰🤛🪱

Pictured above is a re-enactment of what happened

Pray for me

#worm #beware #not even the soil is safe #hide your loved ones #hide your pets #hide your compost #critical condition

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if people were to take communion based on you, what would your body and blood be? mine would be bourbon and a spicy sweet chili dorito

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Apple juice and dehydrated mangos

Sweet chili heat Doritos are my second though they’re like crack

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