Went golfing with my husband today and Was literally bragging about how I was better than Tiger Woods and we went off a tangent about tiger woods, his wife and his affairs. Accidentally misspoke and said that I admired Woods’ ex wife for “WWW” his ass for cheating on her. The dumbass I’m married to found it hilarious that Tiger Woods’ ex world-wide-webbed his ass🤦♀️! I was tryna say WWE yk like John cena and shit. And now this man will never let me live this down wtf!!!!
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genre: take text, smau, nonlidols, family au, fluff, oneshot!au
warnings: gen neutral (pregnancy is mentioned but there is no gender), cursing, mentions of food, suggestive jokes (yn going crazy over blonde jun), Imk if i missed anything else!
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context: just random dad!seventeen headcanons that i have <3
pairings: hyung line, dad!seventeen x f!reader
genre: fluffy like clouds !
warnings: none really !
author's notes: nooo i dont have baby fever idk what you meannn
svt & their kids hcs | hyung line | maknae line
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c. seungcheol | 2 sons, 1 daughter
3 kids, with the eldest two being boys and the youngest being a girl
dad!seungcheol who is strict with his own kids just as he was when he had to raise the 12 younger members, but had also learned from his mistakes with them
but to be honest, no matter what, chan will always be his first kid <3
dad!seungcheol who once told the world that he wanted 4 kids, but quickly realized after the first that maybe 4 kids would be a bit too much...
dad!seungcheol who once saw his oldest son read a bedtime story to his younger brother and sister in his bed, immediately broke down into tears that he had to step out of the room for a bit
dad!seungcheol who folds immediately whenever his kids give him that look, and finally understands what the members have always said about his eyebrows being very expressive with puppy eyes
dad!seungcheol who struggled so much to braid his daughter's hair for the first time, and still is learning to this day
dad!seungcheol who brings his kids to work all the time, often showing his biological kids to his first batch of kids (the members), and explaining just how important they (the members) are to him
dad!seungcheol who doesn't sleep until he knows all his kids are in bed and fast asleep, but will also stay up an extra hour or two just in case they wake up
the oldest son who was able to inherit all of seungcheol's leadership skills, who grew up with so much awe from everyone around him, who wasn't exactly skilled in academics, but would care for his younger siblings and make sure they're happy, as well. he isn't the kind to get in fights, which is something that seungcheol is so happy about... because the other two...
the second son who had maybe spent too much time with uncle hannie and uncle shua that he's constantly playing jokes and pranks on you and seungcheol, often causing mischief and trouble. one thing that seungcheol's older brother commented about him was that he had inherited all of seungcheol's "younger brother" sides of him
the only daughter of the family who, surprisingly, had so much confidence in her that it really makes you wonder where did she get it from? though, not only is she the youngest in the family but also the only daughter, so everybody around her is so protective. perhaps that's where the confidence comes from?
dad!seungcheol who fears the day where all 3 of his kids have to grow up and leave, where you had to reassure him multiple times late into the night that they were only a few years old and they still have a lot of growing to do... it didn't really help, but hey - you tried your best... i mean, he watched his own members grow up right in front of his eyes. he knows just how fast time can pass.
y. jeonghan | 2 daughters
his two girls don't have that big of an age gap - only about 2 years, so not only were his daughters really close, but they definitely inherited jeonghan's teasing personality and mischief.
dad!jeonghan who has never been on the side of being gaslit himself, until his daughters started to learn how to talk and form thoughts... oh how quick and sudden the switch up was
dad!jeonghan who lets his daughters get away with a bit too much and tells them "it's going to be our little secret~"
dad!jeonghan who is the playful father figure, but he is also the strictest out of you two. he's always the one scolding the girls when they do something that wasn't right, but also carefully explains what they did wrong
dad!jeonghan who manages to convince his kids to try and eat as many new foods as possible, even if they were vegetables
dad!jeonghan who encourages his daughters to do and try everything, and if they don't like it, he'll make them stop immediately
dad!jeonghan who stays up late to help them with their homework, but also gets stuck every now and then...
dad!jeonghan who makes sure that even you two get your own breaks every now and then. he would drop off the girls at either a member's house or at one of their grandparents, and would spend the weekend with you, healing and enjoying your life as well. you two have a good system, and are doing a good job at raising two wonderful girls... so might as well treat yourselves every now and then, right?
dad!jeonghan who uses nap time as an excuse to nap himself whenever he could, he would tell his daughters, "it's nap time for everyone~" and join them in their room. more than enough times, he would fall asleep before they did...
dad!jeonghan who refuses to back down from an argument with his daughters, only because he hates being proven wrong by anyone younger than him... especially those that he had helped conceive... seriously, who does his daughters think they are?? the audacity smh smh (they get it from him)
dad!jeonghan who actually never addresses his daughters by their actual birth names, but is always giving them nicknames instead...
dad!jeonghan who is insanely protective of all of his girls (including you). the moment a boy starts approaching his oldest daughter in kindergarten? oh, he's throwing hands and filing a complaint
the yoon family house that is always filled with laughter and mischief caused by the two girls and jeonghan, but also... you. you, who share their equal love for pranks and jokes, are always playing around
h. joshua | 1 daughter
i think we were all expecting this one but girl dad!shua literally has my heart <3
dad!joshua who would play princess, dress up and buy as many toys, clothes or whatever she likes without a bit of hesitation
dad!joshua who would take his daughter on a daddy-daughter vacation in order to make sure you were taking breaks and resting, as well, because he knows that being a mother was exhausting - and that everyone needs breaks
dad!joshua who does his best to avoid the members from influencing his daughter negatively in any way - constantly setting rules and boundaries whenever he brings her to the office
dad!joshua who teaches his daughter how to play guitar at a very young age, and they have a tonnn of sing-alongs in their house
dad!joshua who teaches his daughter korean & english so that she would just... have those skills handy (being multilingual is always helpful!)
dad!joshua who makes bracelets, necklaces, and other crafts. not only because his princess loves them, but he also loves it, too. they would trade friendship bracelets and necklaces, make flower rings and flower crowns... ugh, it's so sweet
dad!joshua who doesn't even care how much money he is spending on toys and other hobbies. his daughter, much to nobody's surprise, loves to try and do everything that even peaks her interest, which only means you guys are spending a shit ton of money on all of her hobbies... trust me, sports are not cheap
dad!joshua who didn't know what to do when his daughter was crying all night, who was frantically trying to do everything that he was taught and informed of, but when she didn't stop crying, he would panic even more
dad!joshua who worries about his family way more than all the others. not that he thought he was going to be a bad father, but he was mostly worried that he wasn't going to be there a lot. luckily for him, upon the birth of his daughter, he was allowed to spend as much time with her as he likes
dad!joshua who always makes sure to call whenever he's overseas and see his two favourite people - you and your daughter. it doesn't matter if it was 4am for him or if it was 12 in the afternoon - he's calling right before both of you go to sleep for the night.
w. junhui | 2 sons
bye he's already a dad to o.c.l, but just imagine junnie introducing his 2 sons to o.c.l... ugh im in love
dad!jun who, at first, was very hesitant on being a parent in the first place. not that he was scared - but he was just... worried that he wouldn't be able to be around them as much
dad!jun who buys the cutest baby clothes while you were pregnant and shows them off with a proud smile on his face.... he bought wayy too many clothes and maybe too many baby shoes...
dad!jun who brings his sons to the red carpet all the time whenever his next movie or show is airing
dad!jun who is always travelling between korea and china, but never fails to bring back something for his family back home (either in korea or china) - either some fun snacks, new toys, or whatever else is in style
dad!jun who never fails to make his sons laugh and giggle, playing and messing around with them
dad!jun who always makes sure to clean up the messes that his sons leave behind before you get home, who is always in the midst of preparing dinner if you had a very long day
dad!jun who signed up his sons for martial arts class at a very young age, just like him. he also promised that if they hated it or wanted to quit, he'll let them, but for now, it's also a nice skill to have
dad!jun who also teaches his sons two languages - chinese and korean - because those languages are just nice to have
dad!jun who's on tour and if they pass by a family of any kind, gets immediately homesick and calls you and stays on call until he's fast asleep
dad!jun who worries that he's not a good influence on his kids a lot because he tends to be playful a lot, but is quickly reassured when he sees his sons take care of a small, stray, cat in the middle of the streets
k. soonyoung | 1 son, 1 daughter
twins. i read this here before and omgg i fell in LOVE with the idea of hoshi having twins
dad!hoshi who never gets a second of peace in the house since the birth of his twins... and he's often the one causing the loud noises in the first place
dad!hoshi who, despite being the chaotic one of you two, is strict on his kids when he has to. you're too tired to deal with all the loud noises? he makes sure his kids are quiet so you could take a well-needed nap. he notices that the house is too messy? he immediately starts making the kids clean while he watches (he ends up cleaning most of the mess, anyways, though)
dad!hoshi who taught his kids horanghae a bit too early for your liking (you were pretty sure horanghae was their first word...)
dad!hoshi who buys every single tiger-themed merch he could find, even going out of his way to search online. every single bit of furniture has something orange and tiger-theme, every single closet has at least 1 tiger themed piece
dad!hoshi who signed his kids up for taekwondo at around the same age that he did - calling it a "family tradition" now
dad!hoshi who is immediately head over heels when his twins told him they wanted to learn dance, where hoshi didn't even hesitate to start teaching them slowly but surely
dad!hoshi who is outnumbered again and again whenever his kids decides to plot against him
dad!hoshi who is the loudest at any competition for the sake of his own kids, but is also there to support and cheer on any of the other kids that don't have their parents present
dad!hoshi who hates family and school functions. look, he may be loud, but he's still an introvert
dad!hoshi who takes his kids to jihoon's studio all the time and then leaves them with him... look, sometimes even hoshi needs a break from his own kids, and apparently, jihoon is the one to take care of them (the twins love jihoon, though, so it's a win-win for the kwon family... except for jihoon himself)
j. wonwoo | 1 son
oh poor guy was SCARED. wonu was constantly pacing and mumbling and grumbling and you had to snap him out of it multiple times, but when his son was born? oh, all those worries disappeared, and suddenly, nothing else mattered. only that he has you - and now, you two have a family. an actual family.
dad!wonwoo who's the quiet parent that's always there, hovering over your son's shoulder whenever he's doing something. he's playing with toys in the living room? wonwoo is sitting on the sofa right beside him. he's colouring in a colouring book? wonwoo is right across from him with a cup of coffee, watching as his son coloured between the lines really well
dad!wonwoo who tries his best to encourage his son to talk to other people, but his son managed to inherit all of his introvert behaviours... and they were especially bad at the younger ages
dad!wonwoo who worries that his son wasn't going to make any friends because he also found it hard making friends at his age, but you promise him that he's going to be fine - because at the same time, wonwoo himself was able to find his lifelong friends eventually
dad!wonwoo who never misses a bedtime story, always right beside his son, reading him a story that he picked out. as his son gets older, they change over to longer books
dad!wonwoo who tries to keep up with his son's growing list of interests, but is actually struggling... look, he's getting old. there's only so much he can handle on his own
dad!wonwoo who always encourages academics and the importance of it, but is never strict about the grades. instead, if his son ends up struggling in school, he makes sure to understand why he was struggling and how he could help instead of being upset
dad!wonwoo who makes mental checklists of items that his son wants over the years, until surprising him on a random weekday when he does something worth praising with the exact gifts that he wanted
dad!wonwoo who takes his son out to the parks in the countryside late into the night and they simply... stare out at the sky. those moments ends up being the moments his son talks about the most
dad!wonwoo who takes a photo of his son in front of the same exact wall every single year during his birthday - to document his growth, and to eventually create some kind of memory video
dad!wonwoo who isn't the parent that often shows strong emotions when he's sad or upset. he's patient with his son - giving him advice, encouraging him quietly, and always making sure that he understands, rather than only listen
l. jihoon | 1 daughter, 1 son
i meannn have you seen the treatment woozi is in my own little story... (shameless promotional plug)
anyways, i feel that his kids would actually have a pretty big age gap?? like, at least 10 years or something
dad!woozi who truly didn't know how his kids became horangdans (hoshi fans)... he lost his daughter to the horanghae cult once, so jihoon did his best to make sure his son wasn't going to end up as one, as well... but no... somehow, soonyoung managed to turn both of jihoon's kids into horangdans...
dad!woozi who signed both his kids up for music lessons the moment he could, and promised them that if they hated it, they could stop (eventually, his oldest daughter stopped and took up dancing, while his son continued with music)
dad!woozi who actually plays catch and sports in the backyard with his kids when they want to, because he also loves sports just as much as they do
dad!woozi who panics whenever he notices that he spent the entire day working at the studio without calling or texting - who immediately packs up and leaves, who apologizes the moment he steps through that door at home and is embraced by his family... <3
dad!woozi who isn't matieralistic at all, and neither are his kids... so now, the entire lee family has a lot of money...
dad!woozi who had wondered just how comfortable he could make his kids live, and he definitely succeeded
dad!woozi who lets his kids record in one of the studios and lets them listen back to their own voices, but definitely makes sure they don't break anything (look, equipment was not cheap)
dad!woozi who used to take his kids to his studio all the time, but when they started getting older, they wouldn't want to come... not going to lie, he really misses it a lot... no, im not crying idk what you're talking about (just imagine older woozi who asks his kids when they're teenagers or smth if they want to come and they say no...)
dad!woozi who always, and i mean ALWAYS makes time for any of his kids' schedules. it doesn't matter how busy he is or how much work he has to do - his kids will always come first.
dad!woozi who gets home in the middle of the night, tired from practice, tired from the idol life (he's getting up there in age), who is seemingly so exhausted from everything... until he spots you and the kids... in the kitchen, singing along to songs he's composed, laughing as they cook. those moments - those moments where you don't even notice he's watching - are the moments that he ends up writing about, that ends up in his songs that cements its place as some of his best works.
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