being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

The haters try to put me in a crate at night

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

there's been an on purpose at the accident factory

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

Oh, I don't even GO here,but I will personally murder this TikTokker and everyone who didn't unfollow them over this BULLSHXT.

i'm sorry what

You read that right. Better unfollow them now or there'll be one less user on this hellsite

that's a screenshot

So? If someone is still following that user's TikTok after they posted this, they are going to die.

why though

You should know the answer to that, bxtch.

my name is noah

this post is like walking into a graveyard where all the ghosts are arguing with each other

turning off pukicho notifs

You wanted this

Shit actually slaps

Thats the pukicho (or however u spell it) guarantee

The drop at the end really killed the whole song

I can’t believe the Hey there Delilah nightcore edm remix I made in a hotel lobby has a bad drop. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

Being a long time Tumblr user makes you privy to a lot of deep magic because you were there when it was written. Like the old trend of blogs having autoplay in them. You would check a blog and music would start blasting. Over your music. As if the Geneva Convention wasn’t real.