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“i resent that. i’m a very nice person.”

“sometimes, babe. only sometimes.”

“i love you too. but, for real– shut up.”

“mm, only because you’re asking so nicely.”

“she’s not a monster, hyung! i promise. she’s just kinda insecure is all. the bite is to hide that.”

“still. hit me up if you want me to deal with her.”

“you gonna intimidate him or be nice, ziyuan?”

“hey, i resent that. i’m nice.”

“i told you– he’s sweet. and deaf, so you can do whatever you please once he’s asleep, right? mainly, me?” she asked sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

“that’s nasty. you’re nasty. but also gorgeous and tempting as fuck.”

“she’s nice, ziyuan. not a monster.”

“i disagree. i think she just might be a monster. she’s evil enough.”

“it’s still funny. but if you’d still like to prove it later, then by all means, pick me up after work.”

“even better-- i’ll wait here and keep you company until you’re off and we can go from there.”

“stop being right. i can’t pity myself if you’re right.”

“dumb millenials.”

“i forgot how shitty you all are. sue me.”

“have you even been playing attention for the past decade?”

“that cuts real deep, man.”

“sorry, my dude.”

“i mean, i love you sweetie, but i think i’m personally going to need a bit longer than that. not that it’s a problem that that’s all you’ve got in you….”

“i realize you’re just making fun of me but you’re being too real and it’s almost not funny so you should stop before i make it my mission to prove to you that i can indeed go longer than that.”

“apparently i’ve been overly optimistic. thought a little too highly of you nutjobs.”

“i dunno what’s wrong with you, honestly. you lived with all of us.”