Diary of a chaos gremlin

I think I should stop drawing them sleeping lmao

they girl yet again are there to witness it

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Moshang at Pride

This is for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza

The idea of Luo Binghe personally murdering Mobei-jun’s dad, just for the sake of marrying his mother— and in doing so becoming Mobei-jun’s stepdad— is super funny to me. Let Shen Yuan play up his MILF vibes to maximum effect!

Also, imagine Shen Yuan using his position as Mobei-jun’s beloved mother to harass the heck out of Airplane. As a demon mother and queen, it’s only natural for him to make his son’s prospective spouse undergo dramatic loyalty trials, right? Shen Yuan has so many ideas, most of which related to the various trials Airplane made Bing-ge go through in PIDW. (He’s unexpectedly accepting of the gay thing because, well, all the women are for Binghe, right?)

Peerless Cucumber, the MIL from hell. 🔥🥒🔥

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Since the Mobei-clan is made up of ice demons, I tend to imagine Mobei-jun got his shadow portal ability from his mother’s side. This would likely make Shen Yuan some form of shadow demon, with his own teleportation abilities.

He probably transmigrated in when the original goods was meant to die, while Mobei-jun was only a few years old. While he can’t prevent the whole Huan Hua kidnapping arc (the System insists) Shen Yuan ends up quite the helicopter mom afterwards. He shadows his son everywhere— often in a human male disguise— and only reveals ‘himself’ in his full ‘MILF demon queen’ glory after Mobei-jun has finished off all his enemies, to praise and dote on him.

Of course, being Shen Yuan, he also takes advantage of his teleportation abilities to sneak away and offer stealthy bits of assistance to Binghe as well. This definately leads the future demon lords to some nasty bouts of feuding even before the Abyss tossing incident. (Mobei-jun trying to make Binghe’s night hunts harder so he’ll stay away from his mother).

The motivation for Mobei-jun removing Luo Binghe’s seal during the Immortal Alliance Conference in this case is probably a bit more malicious… though when the man successfully survives both his peak lord master’s attempt to kill him and the abyss, Binghe earns Mobei-jun’s begrudging respect.

To Shen Yuan’s horror, Mobei-jun later replicates Shen Yuan’s worthiness trials for Airplane x100 before he’ll consider Binghe an acceptable stepfather. Shen Yuan has no idea how his idiot son got away with commanding the demon emperor to do all those insane tasks without getting them all killed!!!

So here’s just a crazy idea that popped into my head.

The Bsd Cast in the Wha Universe

Ada would be Fukuzawa’s Atelier, and The Watchful Eye would be Katai.

In this studio, alongside Fukuzawa, Kunikda and later Dazai would also have the right to take apprentices.

Yosano would have originally been in Mori’s Atelier, but Fukuzawa and Ranpo got her out.

She has a great knowledge about medicine. Ranpo and Fukuzawa help her keep this a secret while still allowing her to apply this knowledge within the Atelier. The two of them—and later Dazai as well—are the only ones who know about Yosano’s secret.

Yosano’s knowledge comes from Mori, who experiments extensively with medicine and forbidden magic.

Dazai was also at first a apprentice of Mori’s. His ability to neutralize magic stems from an experiment that Mori performed on him. This, too, is covered up by the Atelier.

Dazai’s students would later be Atsushi and Kyouka, because they absolutely want him as their teacher.

The PM would also be an Atelier under Mori. Even though Ada knows about Mori’s forbidden deeds, Mori is always one step ahead in hiding the evidence. That’s why he can still act as a respected witch.

Chuuya would definitely specialize in magic related to gravity.

And the Hunting Dogs would be part of the Knight Moralis.

Sorry for my completely not thought through crack idea, but I just had to get it out, otherwise, it wouldn’t have let me go.

Manga Spoiler not Anime only friendly!

I have an idea for a kinda age/role swap AU

Coco would be the teacher of Custas and Qifrey. (Custas because the kid deserves some good things for a change, and it’s my AU, so why not?)

Agott would be the watchful eye of the Atelier. And she’s even worse at her job than Olruggio. Not only does she not keep an eye on things, she actually helps out at forbidden things. Anything for her Coco

In this AU, Coco was taken in by the brimhats as a child and stayed with them for a while. Before she switched to the pointy hats for certain reasons. Beldaruit became her teacher, and only he and Agott know about her past life with the brimhats.

Coco has knowledge of medicinal herbs and forbidden magic and uses them from time to time. How lucky that her two apprentices have absolutely no idea what’s allowed and what isn’t.

She took Custas on as an apprentice when she met him and he was already on the verge of hating the world after his accident. Yes in this au he has a good sealchair and a Winged Cloak. She doesn’t care that the other witches don’t approve.

Qifrey has the same backstory as in canon, except that after about six months in the Great Hall, Coco finds out about him and just steals him from Beldaruit. Of course, everything happens legally, but it’s just funny —Coco sees baby Qifrey and goes, “You’re mine child now” xD

Agott is with Custas and also Qifrey at the beginning "no, not that one, Coco" and later she is all like “I will protect this children with my life.”

Custas enjoys his role as Qifrey’s big brother; he’s older and has already been Coco’s apprentice for a year.

Coco and Agott have their hands full with Custas, since he doesn’t exactly go out of his way to keep the secret.

At first, Qifrey tries to run away to find his memories, but he warms up to the Atelier. He don’t want to admit it, but he sees the others as family. And he generally feels more comfortable above water but he'll have trouble with magic at first

Olly and Qifrey had already met in the Great Hall, and when Qifrey was taken in by Coco, Olly was like, “Then I’ll go to a Atelier too which it’s not in the great hall” just to be closer to Qifrey.

Yes, even though they’re farther apart, the two of them are one heart and one soul. They will always come in a package, can't have one without the other.

Euini and Richeh share a studio. Euini is the teacher, and Richeh is the watchful eye. Both want to give children a better environment than the one they had. Their apprentices are Alaira and, later on, Olruggio.

Poor Coco, Agott, Euini, and Richeh have four troublemakers.

Tetia is a wandering witch who tries to bring joy with her magic.

And don’t worry, Coco, Agott, Richeh, and Tetia will meet in time and become friends.

Easthies and Utowin are also apprentices to the Knight Moralis.

"Shen Qingqiu was very fond of this female lead, and it wasn't only because Liu Mingya's beauty points were the highest. It was also because she had great poise. She always understood the big picture and grasped the general situation, and her conduct was fair and honest. Even in Luo Binghe's gigantic harem, a wife with both intelligence and moral character was rare.

There was one more appeal factor. Liu Mingyan was the only female character for whom Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky didn't write detailed sex scenes. Many readers had been highly dissatisfied with this arrangement, to the point that they spammed the comments with their ranting, but this had given Liu Mingyan something no other female lead had: an image as clear as ice and pure as jade!

Can't be helped, the unobtainable ones are always the best.

[Sweatdropping shrug kaomoji that I can't type out.]

This was what made the second match worth watching. An evil demoness naturally demanded a righteous saintess as a rival. Every man dreamed of being caught between an angel and a devil. To watch them jealously vie with each other over him one moment, then risk life and limb for his sake in the next - that was the highest, most sacred, perverted fantasy of every male organism. He could drunk off the wild, untamed charm of the wicked seductress, and at the same time his heart would ache for the austere taste of the pure saintess who kept pulling him closer only to push him away!

One had to admit, "Great Master" Airplane was genuinely good at nailing what people found satisfying. Shen Qingqiu couldn't help giving Luo Binghe another glance.

Luo Binghe found it very hard to not care about that gaze. Why exactly did Shen Qingqiu keep looking at him? Was it possible that Shizun... really had an interest in him?"

Volume 1, Chapter 2, pages 111-112.

I'm not sure where to start with this! It's a lot! I'll just work backwards: it is very funny to have Shen Qingqiu repeatedly looking towards Luo Binghe, trying to see Binghe's reactions to Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan, and Binghe's just like, "Shizun is looking at me???" I think "interest" in this case just means interest in Binghe as a disciple with potential, rather than anything else. Binghe is not paying any real attention to Sha Hualing or Liu Mingyan's attractiveness.

Oh! A rare compliment towards "Great Master" Airplane! Shen Yuan, don't strain those rarely used muscles!

I do find it amusing that Shen Yuan refers to Liu Mingyan as "moral" and "righteous" and "pure" here. The vibe I got with Liu Mingyan is that she sided with Luo Binghe to take down her brother's murderer, which I would agree is righteous and abides by a set of morals. But the first few pages of SVSSS inform us that PIDW Luo Binghe viciously destroyed the great cultivation sects, which means that PIDW wife Liu Mingyan either helped or stepped aside when a whole bunch of murder happened.

And the "my favorite wife is the one with no (or limited) sex scenes" is a classic Shen Yuan moment and one of the reasons he reads as being strongly on the asexuality spectrum to me. The way that he talks about heterosexual "male" desire gives me the same vibe. Like he's separated from it. Like he knows this is what he's "supposed" to feel and he just... doesn't... and it's possibly hard for him to recognize what sexual desire feels like (as opposed to, say, general sexual arousal that doesn't necessarily have a target) if he's never actually experienced it himself. He knows what he should be feeling if he was the "every man" reader of PIDW.

Even when he talks about Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan's appeal, he says "wild, untamed charm" and "pulling him closer only to push him away" as the key components of the fantasy. Like, "being flirted with" and "being fought over and fought for" and "appreciating a distant beauty" are more important than "having sex". "The most appealing thing about Liu Mingyan is that she wouldn't actually go through with trying to have sex with me," says Shen Yuan.

He's like, "Oh, I can recognize that Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing are physically attractive, that probably means I'm an Ordinary Straight Man." Even though the way that he talked about Liu Qingge's looks in the Ling Xi Caves was... not very heterosexual... and here, he mostly seems excited just to see one of his favorite characters.

Admittedly, Sha Hualing appears 15-16 here and I think Liu Mingyan is around the same age (she doesn't have her spiritual sword yet), so Shen Yuan is probably also not attracted to them just because they're teenagers. (I do not interpret him as sexually or romantically interested in Binghe at all at this point in time.) I headcanon Shen Yuan being 20-ish at this point in time, so he's probably not that much older than SHL or LMY, but they're probably around his younger sister's age (Shen Yuan's younger sister was old enough to be reading non-con, gay, BDSM erotica.) Sha Hualing shows up half-naked and Shen Yuan is just like, "Where are your shoes? Did you walk here like this? Wasn't that painful?"

In my opinion, Shen Yuan seems a little... relieved... to think that no one could be sexually or romantically interested in the scum villain. He does lament that it's hard to get a girlfriend like this, sure. He does think that he's going to die and that he'd eventually lose any woman to Binghe, so there's no point in trying. But he really, really does not try. "Oh, I can't pursue anyone because they'd never be interested in me! How frustrating! ...Anyway! Moving on to enjoy the many other little pleasures of life! Like food and monsters!" I think the closest he comes to flirting with anyone is when speaking to Liu Qingge in the Ling Xi Caves, while Liu Qingge is coughing up blood, and that did not seem intentional.

I think if he had transmigrated into any other character, who wasn't an "unappealing" villain, Shen Yuan still wouldn't pursue women. I think he'd be like, "Well, I want a beautiful woman, because I have standards! But all beautiful women belong to the protagonist, and no one is better than Binghe, there's no way I'd win that competition, so there's no point in trying!" At which point, it's just like, "Shen Yuan, anyone becomes beautiful when you love or like them; I don't think you actually want to fuck women."

I think if Shen Yuan had transmigrated in as Luo Binghe, he still wouldn't try to pursue women. He'd be like, "I'm just raising my standards for the harem! Some of those wives were not very intelligent or in possession of good moral character! Nearly three-digits is disrespectful to the better wives! I'm only interested in especially beautiful and skilled women, like Liu Mingyan, who's perfect! (And also won't try to have sex with me.)"

Now that he is married to the protagonist, he turns his gaze to other ships. He becomes way too invested in Moshang, intrigued by Mingling, and cries over the tragedy of Qijiu. Eventually he looks to Liu Qingge and tries to imagine what kinds of relationships he could be in

Wedding still happens but Bingge is so uninterested everyone can see, he hasn't even tried to talk to SY or looked at him, and as soon as wedding is over Bingge is gone (he's holded up researching and trying to find out how he can find a kind Shziun)

Poor SY who is feeling awful and overthinking, how did he upset Bingge so much! what did he do wrong? Oh no protagonist is so upset.

SY desperately trying to find out what is wrong and fix it.

He ends up sorting out all harem drama, fixing wives issues. The rest of the harem adore him. They start realizing how much SY loves Binghe like to a worrying amount...

They're matchmaking, LMY has started writing again she has found her muse.

The rest of the harem seen full freak4freak obsessed SY and collectively taken a step back like not even going to try and comept with hat what the actual fuck.

Bingge isn't paying attention he needs to find his own kind Shziun.

He is obsessed over finding a kind shizun. SY is obsessed with fixing what makes Bingge sad and is overhauling court he's stopped multiple coups terrifying anyone whose even insulted Bingge (that Bingge hasn't noticed because he isn't paying attention to anything not Shziun related)

SHL and NYY have ended up getting Bingge talking about other world and kind Shziun and they are just looking at SY like '...have you tried look behind you? at any point?'

SHL, NYY and rest of harem just watching wondering how long it'll take Bingge to notice.