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I want to throw myself off a building and see what sound I make when I land

Instagram be like okay I'm going to show you some people with perfect bodies, perfect teeth, perfect partners and I'm going to make sure you never see anything else

i don't think anyone has ever actually loved me

watching porn when suddenly the character starts singing #confused?

i don't understand poop kinks. if you poop get away from me, i like my men not real.

hey can you come over and beat me until i piss myself thanks

yaoi is best when one is being beat to death and the other is straight thanks

Yo if any of y'all in Maine go to taco rico in Augusta. If y'all vegetarian get the taco with the potato on em. Their food genuinely changed my life. No longer gatekeeping.

ripping off all your limbs in a flirtatious way