How about no.

“Who are you and what exactly did I do?”

“Christ, it’s like talking to a fucking toddler. Forget it. Go away.”

“Can I help you?”

“Bitch that’s your spawn and your spawn is not innocent. Last time I saw her she called me ugly and almost blinded me.”

“Lily is a baby! She’s literally a year and a half! You are ugly so you definitely deserved it.”

‘‘i did what any other infant did, seriously? i shit, cried for a bottle, and slept. it was a pretty sweet life.’’

“Wow, you are literally too dumb to insult. That’s a record, congrats. You can leave now.”

“My life choices? Lily is proof that my life choices are better than yours, Z.”

“Woooow, you literally have no insults so you have to bring an innocent child into this. Shame on you.”

georgie: i have a paper due tomorrow

georgie: i spent the past two hours on petfinder

georgie: y do i do this to myself

georgie: also i found the perfect pet for you

“What is this sudden fascination girls have with taking me shopping? They’re just clothes.” Nicely made clothes, that were reasonably priced. He didn’t see a bad side here. “Your grades are more important than my lack of fashion sense, Zelena.”

“Because you look like you got kidnapped by my grandpa. Haven’t you heard the saying, the clothes make the man.” She brushed off his words, waving her hand nonchalantly. I’m planning on marrying an old guy, my grades are irrelevant. You on the other hand. You’re a walking disaster. Have you ever been on a date? Don’t answer that, I already know what you’re going to say.”

“Might be an idea to look it up.”

“That sounds like a lot of work and I’m not here for it.”

“That doesn’t mean you have friends. Friendships are real interactions…movie nights, drinking together, going out.” Aaron scuffed. “People don’t actually like you.”

“Honestly? Truly? That sounds like way too much work and I’m not about it. No thanks. Not interested.”

“Coming from the girl with none.”

“Where are you getting your receipts from because my phone is constantly blowing up with texts and calls. Try again.”

“Okay wait.” Aaron said, flailing in arms. “I’m the one who wanted to be friends first.” he huffed.

“You must have a fucked up definition of friends.”

“My dogs maybe.” He shrugged at her. He ran a hand through his hair quickly. “Zelena, I didn’t like…promise to come over, you wanted me to and I was already an hour away from the school, so I couldn’t really like leave someone in the middle of the 405, you know, but I get it.”

“Your dogs only love you because you feed them. Doesn’t count.” Sticking her tongue out and crossing her eyes at him, she let out a laugh. “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Next subject, next topic.”

Aaron let out a large, “Hmpf, not possible.” He shook his head.

Rolling her eyes, she shrugged. “Whatever, Aaron. When you decided to stop being a little bitch about everything, I’d like us to be friends. Until then, stop obsessing over me.”

“I’m only teasing. I’m no one’s dream man unless you’re that nineteen old from the other day. Second, I know she doesn’t. I would hope anyone that sleeps around is smart enough to get herself checked every month at least. I just don’t want to sleep with her…ever. Also, you seem pretty mad that I got distracted by Hayden. Oh my god, Zelena. Did your heart grow a little bit?”

“Aww, I’m sure someone out there is dreaming about you....” She laughed again, not being able to take herself seriously. She rolled her eyes, sighing loudly. “It’s not the fact that you got distracted by her. I could care less what or who you do on your time. It’s the fact that you ditched me. Not a big fan of that.” She had a scowl on her face, talking about all of this made her uncomfortable, but she knew she owed him some type of explanation.