quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

Can’t wait to wear a necklace w my lover’s initial BICH!!!!!

Mr. Darcy seeing Elizabeth all ruffled up after walking three miles and being so uncomfortably turned on that he can’t speak is still one of the funniest scenes in any book I’ve read.

alexa play heat waves for the 1923712th time this day