Joy Rides Over, Loser

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

I love the image of the maid shaking her head at the concept of being useful

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly