Sandersides head cannons (but they barely make sense cause it’s just things the fictives in my system do)
-quality time love language
-loves playing red dead redemption
-can lock the fuck in and fix any problems as long as you let them be a little mean about it
-baby seals are the only thing that will make him cry/hj
-easily paternal over kids (very much “I’m gonna parent this kid because everyone does it wrong”)
-says jokes pretending he doesn’t know how funny he is but then you see that little half smirk and your like god DAMN IT LOGAN
-insists on cooking for you (LOVES to treat his partners)
-forgets you have personal space
-medieval weapon special interest (walls literally covered in them)
-loves to play Mario kart
-extremely strong for some reason
-has a phonograph to listen to jazz on
-loves a gloomy street lamp
-glasses propoganda (thin gold glasses)
(I can’t say much they literally don’t let anyone know anything about them)
-loves a dramatic entrance
-dramatically reads stories to others (a whore for a bedtime story)
-swears but gaslights you that he didnt
-lots of frog stuffed animals
-a million different glasses so he can match them to every outfit
-personal space does not exist
-constantly covered in paint (not afraid to get messy)
-hates horror and prefers cozy games
-HARD rejection sensitive dysphoria