dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

i think about “muffy… sis… THE CARBS” every hour on the hour

Victoria’s Secret coupons be like, “Hey girl, go fuck yourself, but if you spend $600 on some shit that’s gonna break in 2 weeks, I’ll give you a free panty. One of them ugly ones that ain’t gonna cover your whole pussy. Run that life’s savings.”

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!