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tag me in them please if you do them! @imduckym8 on everything :D 

1.

Person A: You guys wanna hear a joke?

Person B: Yeah

Person A: How do fish get high? ask how 

Person C: how?

Person A: Seaweed! 

Person C: OH MY GOD

Person D: wait can you smoke seaweed?

2.

Person A: .... have you ever wondered if your blue is the same as my blue?

Person B: well... im colorblind so.

Person C: go to sleep you gremlins. 

3.

Person A: The world is your oyster! Make lemonade 

Person B: Not the saying.

Person A: Your face’s not the saying!

4.

Person A: your handwriting doesn’t look like handwriting.

Person B: what does that mean?

Person C: what the hell do you think.

Person A: your handwriting. does not. look like handwriting.

Person B: *pats their head* okay 

5.

Person A: say one more outrageous thing and i will put you in the time out corner! 

Person B: spaghetti is just lasagna without the personality 

Person C: wait a damn minute.

Person D: i mean i see the point

Person A and E: time out corner. 

lol tommy in jail with dream what a loser 🧍

i’ll do a more “serious” recap soon i just yeah. i’m tired y’all. and while i’m here... check out my twitch :)

THIS IS A PART TWO FOR MY PREVIOUS POST!!!

seeing them come from the portal was honestly unbelievable i loved everyone that came. like literally (almost) everyone teamed up and saved tommy and tubbo.

and now i give you tubbo dancing while wilbur and tommy argue:

MAJOR DREAM SMP SPOILERS AHEAD FOR TUBBO AND TOMMYS STREAM ON THE 20 TH OF JANUARY ⚠️⚠️⚠️

it’s the end of the disc era! FINALLY! i thought tubbo was gonna die. i was ready. actually no that’s a lie i’m never ready tubbo death.... let’s go over it, shall we? (part 1)

them saying they’re good byes hit hard for me.

tubbo and tommy making jokes as they went to find dream was so wholesome????

when they approached the mountain i didn’t know what to think

dream just standing there was absolutely terrifying.

i was so scared tubbo was gonna die in the fight but he didn’t!!! yay!!! buttt dream making tommy and tubbo put their items in a hole... ouch.

dreams... lair? idk what to call it. what holy shit that was scary. then we have this:

DREAM SMP SPOLIERS AHEAD!!!!! 

holy mother of all things holy. wasnt that a roller coaster? i was on tubbo’s stream the whole time, i didnt really see tommy’s pov but my friend was giving me updates i’ll watch the vod. BUT 3PM EST (jan. 6th, 2021) ITS GOING DOWN YET AGAIN. 

who do you think really blew up the community house? i think it was dream, it had to of been. 

i swear i went through the 7 stages of grief when tommy said “the discs are worth more than you!” tubbos face y’all. 

and can we PLEASE give ranboo an oscar? and if you were effected, just remember it’s all rp :) im real! youre real! dream is real too! we all think and breathe just like you! in fact after i finish this post i’m working on civics!

sad-ist’s new animatic? PLEATEH I LOVED IT ALL THESE ARTISTS ARE SO TALENTED. 

sapnap also said he couldnt side with tommy and the way he said it was just... OOOOOF sapnap knows good and well what he did. 

ALSO TECHNO HAS ALWAYS STAYED BY HIS WORD!! NO GOVERNMENT. IMMA JUST SAY THAT NOW