wait Mia is returning??

I never understand when people say that Dex was ace in s1 and then became allo in later seasons because he literally has a sexual awakening plot in s1. We see him experience sexual attraction (for the first time) in the first episode. Now I do think not experiencing sexual attraction until your 30s means you're probably somewhere on the asexual spectrum.

and like from a watsonian perspective they give Dex a practical nonsexual reason for his victims to be naked but from a doylist perspective it’s obviously sexual

I love how offended Dex gets when one of his victims thinks he’s going to rape her. Like buddy you stripped her naked and tied her to a bed what was she supposed to think?

it’s so funny when people say you can’t ship something because they have a sibling or parent/child like relationship as if that’s going to stop me

I love Deb/Lundy like yeah yeah daddy issues but they also just really like each other idk they’re cute

Like obviously Dexter has had relationships with people who knew before but with the exception of Harry they were all pretty short lived. What does his relationship with Harrison look like in the day-to-day? What’s normal when your dad’s a serial killer?