Sam Deserves Better

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

I think you mean blessed images.

Don’t mind me, im keeping this post cuz yes-

What if you could @everyone on tumblr

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

this gets funnier with each passing year

im glad tom holland got a gig as vampire linguini in this new animated pixar movie.

not to sound like a mega whore but I really just want to cuddle with you and lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart beat for a while…

It’s a Monty Python skit.

mans is absolutely positively coolin

remember to stay hydrated this summer friends

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.